Tuesday, 9 October 2012

Karein bhi toh kya 2


           Are bhai Karein Bhi toh Kyaaaaaaaaa 


On a special request from a friend I have come back to finish what I had started, where the life of guys here already is hell but still we manage to move ahead with a smile on our face  hahaaha…..
Confusion no.4-     What Women actually Want!!
Basic line women don’t really know what they want and are always confused about their choices and will take hell lot of time in choosing which will the turn out to be the wrong choice. If a guy can make a Woman understand what she wants, he deserves to be the Owner of Apple Inc. or govern a continent in dictatorship. Because women will always focus on what they want and not on what they really need.

Confusion no.5-     Honesty is not the best policy !!
Don’t ever think honesty with women will get you more space or self satisfaction, your relationship will get screwed even more. If she asks you if she is hotter than a girl you both just saw your answer should be “no” because if you try to be smart and give a tricky answer you will have scars on your face before you know it. I’m not saying that you should lie all the time but yeah you are allowed to twist and turn facts for smooth flow of relationship.

Confusion no.6-    Reaction of the action
The most dangerous thing about women is that they listen half, understand quarter, think zero, react double and remember it forever and ever. Even the tiniest of the detail that you think is nothing is the spark of the big bang. Initially the reaction would be normal then slowly you will start seeing the dark side of her and on the other hand you will be thinking what the hell I have said wrong. Every action has an equal and opposite reaction but in this case every action has a double and humongous reaction.

Special note
But they are God’s finest creation and I have no doubt in that. Everyone has flaws and men are even worse than women and that’s how the world is in balance because if they come down to our level then world will end for sure. And I’m not saying this so that anyone of female readers would not hit me when they meet me but I’m saying this because I know it and I mean it…..

Next week will be back with something really interesting till then 
Adios Suckerrrrrrrrrr

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