The Mumbaiyya Snack

Gheun takk

Long Long time ago in 1995 the cost of a single vada pav was 3rs and now in 2012 its 10 rs-12 rs depending on its hygienic quality (lol hygiene!! yah rite!!). Every six months the price of this snack rises by leaps and bounds. Some people use their undies more than that time frame (people who do must be smiling now). With prices rising everyday even Gandhiji’s picture on our currency will be crying very soon.

Nowadays the competition is not between the “Khan’s” it’s more between petrol and vada-pav. And the day is not far when even a vada-pav vendor will start accepting a credit card. That day eating our Mumbai’s favorite snack on Andheri stn made me realize that our lives are not so different than the vada-pav’s we eat. Like the kind of life the common man has is like the pav holding the vada. We come in tiles (as in Ek Ladi Pav) and are piled one above the other like always and the price rarely changes.

But this common pav tries very hard to hold it’s family, memories, experiences, friends, etc in the form of “vada” which has many things in it. Some succeed but some get torn trying to hold it together as long as they can. It’s not every day you find a place with that exact ingredients that made the perfect dish. So very much like us where we give our best to make it perfect for our world the “Vada” but fail sometimes due to reasons plenty. We give our best to cope it up by adding some chutney’s and fried mirchi’s to keep the blend close to perfect.

And our politicians come and take away a bite from it whenever they feel like it and we are the ones that have to deal with the consequences the most. The harder we try to hold, more of the pieces begin to fall and before you know; it’s an empty plate on your hands, like the role you were born for is over even without a mark in the world. But then again nature has always taught us to live life for others and not for our own, maybe that’s why there is Gandhi’s picture on our currency and not Vijay Mallya’s with two hot chicks in two piece on each side.

But what’s life without a little surprise so don’t be afraid to add a mirchi to your life.

EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT!!!!

Till next time Adios suckers!!!!! 

The B-right Side

The B-right Side

Hey everyone this is Morthu on 98.9 BF (blogging frequency yaar ) and I am here again to share with you an intriguing but a very obvious topic that was around the corner.

But more importantly today’s blog is dedicated to my beloved deceased son MITHU (he was my parrot since 8 years) who is no longer with me , will always miss him and no other parrot can ever take his spot. May MITHU be re-incarnated as a guy and date all the pretty hot chicks around as he got training from “The Master” himself…… hahahahaha

My recent observation was,

Would there be a bright side if you haven’t seen the dark one, it’s as simple as if there is a plus then there does exist a minus. Even life works according to Newton’s third law of motion but just a slightly different. In reality “for every action there is equal but the same reaction.”

            At some point in life comes a time when every action made by us is a reflection of a reaction from the past. No one can change that cause that itself is fate and every human is a slave of his own fate and no human has ever been successful in changing his fate and never can he!!!! But he can surely hold its hand and change it's direction a little bit wherever you want it to….

Don’t think the result of the step you take but always think about the action which will come back as a reaction in the future.

           “The Bright Side”, as we might compensate it with the loss or the bad part in a certain situation , is what we look back in time and say “what ever happens, happens for good.” So why not be bright all the time as everything bad we do has a bright side!

We are born and we die but what we do between the two events is what matters most…..

Also Happy Navratri to all my folks and may you have a good navratri without any broken fingers and police cases if eve teased a girl during dance.

Till next time  Sannedo   Sannedo   Sannedo   Laaal    Sannedoooooooooo….

Karein bhi toh kya 2

           Are bhai Karein Bhi toh Kyaaaaaaaaa 

On a special request from a friend I have come back to finish what I had started, where the life of guys here already is hell but still we manage to move ahead with a smile on our face  hahaaha…..

Confusion no.4-     What Women actually Want!!

Basic line women don’t really know what they want and are always confused about their choices and will take hell lot of time in choosing which will the turn out to be the wrong choice. If a guy can make a Woman understand what she wants, he deserves to be the Owner of Apple Inc. or govern a continent in dictatorship. Because women will always focus on what they want and not on what they really need.

Confusion no.5-     Honesty is not the best policy !!

Don’t ever think honesty with women will get you more space or self satisfaction, your relationship will get screwed even more. If she asks you if she is hotter than a girl you both just saw your answer should be “no” because if you try to be smart and give a tricky answer you will have scars on your face before you know it. I’m not saying that you should lie all the time but yeah you are allowed to twist and turn facts for smooth flow of relationship.

Confusion no.6-    Reaction of the action

The most dangerous thing about women is that they listen half, understand quarter, think zero, react double and remember it forever and ever. Even the tiniest of the detail that you think is nothing is the spark of the big bang. Initially the reaction would be normal then slowly you will start seeing the dark side of her and on the other hand you will be thinking what the hell I have said wrong. Every action has an equal and opposite reaction but in this case every action has a double and humongous reaction.

Special note

But they are God’s finest creation and I have no doubt in that. Everyone has flaws and men are even worse than women and that’s how the world is in balance because if they come down to our level then world will end for sure. And I’m not saying this so that anyone of female readers would not hit me when they meet me but I’m saying this because I know it and I mean it…..

Next week will be back with something really interesting till then 

Adios Suckerrrrrrrrrr