THE BIG
BANG
Hello Mumbai
this is BJ(blogging jockey) Morthu on your favorite channel 98.9 “ Hum hai Bombaiyya”
aur aaj hum aisa topic laaye hain jo Satyamev Jayate bhi nahin solve kar sakta…. suck on that Aamir....
The world
came into existence with the big bang and ended the moment “ADAM” met “EVE”. The
biggest mystery after the universe and the Bermuda Triangle is how women think
when it comes to the opposite sex and the only word that comes to my mind is “confused”.
This in daily life starts with shopping of basic things like implants to
complicated things like guys and lipsticks. Females are confused within
themselves as it is which then leads to further confusion with other
guys(mainly single).
Confusion
no.1- They are pretty good drivers!!!!
Hahaha I
just gave joke of the day. No offense, but seriously you all cannot drive or else
there would be a same F1 with equal stature only the race would never finish as
there would be no women alive to race. Good part is that there are no women in
government public service, or else they would flip a whole train filled with
people because the puppy on the tracks was “cho-chweet”. Next time you are in
vehicle and a female honks horn to overtake then “just do it” or else you would
see the wrath of god in the worst possible way.
Confusion no.2-
The misconception.
Men usually
think that most women are attracted to cars and bike but they don’t know
anything about any of the stuff mentioned above. If you say you own a Mustang
she will give you a surprised look like you mentioned a new planet in the solar
system. And bikes, the only bike they know is KARIZMA. Also they wear such
tight clothes flaunting their figures and then expect guys to notice their
emotions.
Confusion
no.3- The status.
This is
where most males are stuck as they don’t know whether a girl is single,
married, married but wants extra marital affair, likes two timing, just wants to
have fun, etc. I am not saying that girls should walk around with a board
around the neck displaying the relationship status but I’m saying that all of
them should have a system in which it would be easier to say which is which. Guys
have enough problem as it is beginning from the morning the moment we wake up. So
establish a system where next time a guy is on a train door he would know which
girls are interested and which aren’t.
Next week
confusion no. 4, 5, 6 so hold on to your crotches “I’ll be back”
