Wednesday, 27 June 2012

The Digital World....


Life is too short to waste you know, yesterday I was thinking that when I was a kid I used to be very happy about public holidays and major festivals but now when you grow up you then realize that these holidays are “DRY DAYS”. And the worst is when a public holiday falls on a Sunday when it's holiday as it is and on top of that it’s a “DRY DAY”.

As I was saying it’s too short to waste your life especially after social networking sites spending every minute of your day and night (for some hopeless schmucks) as they are all the MECCA for research and development teams. Every status you “like”, every movie review you put as status, every picture you comment on, almost every like and dislikes are been used by big companies as insights to market their product more efficiently.

For example it’s Valentine’s and a guy uploads status “help me!!!!What should I gift my girlfriend?”  and his friend Rohan says “how about a ideal date with pick-up service, cake, wine, etc?” which is then used  by some travel company to send you mails about cheap packages for specially on valentines. Then some other schmucks “like” it and the mail goes to them too even if they have an inflatable girlfriend hidden behind the sofa. Every single detail is collected by them and then used against us. Also bad habits are always addictive like the ones we have with these sites...

Even the pictures we take and if “by chance” or “god’s grace” the picture is really nice it automatically becomes our profile picture. But we always remember the moments whose pictures are not taken are really funny and remembered while we are awaiting death…

This social network world is just a big cycle which then comes around and bites us is the ass by buying something really expensive with nothing in it. The day is not far when kindergarten students will upload their status in schools as “yo bro chillin in school” or “mom Tiffin box was really tasty LOL” or “miss rosy is so damn hot dude” even the principal will “like” that probably.

So the what I am trying to say here is that life is shorter than you can even imagine it, don’t waste your time in breaking your neck every minute instead do something really stupid because that’s the thing you will always remember like yesterday I was troubling a cow by shaking her horns and annoying her and I know that’s wrong and dangerous because I could loose my virginity from behind first instead of the other way around but it was really funny watching the annoyed cow and named her “Garam Gaaaiii”

So life is full of surprises only if you let life surprise you then THOU shall have the pleasure of dying with a smile on your face which even the richest of the people don’t get.

Agle hafte hum fir lautenge ek sansani naye topic ke saath, tab tak ke liye alvida, shabba khair, good bye, aaaav jo.
Cheers everyone and let’s make every moment count.
Have anything to adddddd???

Friday, 22 June 2012

Bhagam Bhaag


LIVE LIVE LIVE!!!!!!
When was the last time we ever woke up on a Monday morning, looked in the mirror and said “Now that’s a Rockstar” because Monday mornings are usually so boring and hectic because there are more five days for the weekend. No don’t worry I am not going to bore you with boring talks because I am no Robin Sharma and I don’t  wish to go bald myself. I am writing this not to highlight why living in Mumbai is bad but it’s about how we can improve it.

No I don’t mean yoga or dieting or even start supporting a cause because frankly middle class people don’t have time or the money for it. I am just telling you to take a look around when you are going somewhere and notice the smallest of the nice things (I don’t mean a cute girl with small B**bs)like today I saw a feather for five mins and I swear it couldn’t touch the ground as the street was busy with riks, bikes, etc, Or the despo uncles in groups in trains we overhear talking about how amazing their sex lives are while they make jokes about it but deep inside we pity them for “rubbing the chirag” alone even after getting married.

We are mechanically designed to just see the negative in everything aren’t we? But when you start noticing the world more carefully you will find it very funny and amusing though it’s roughness.

Try this next time you are alone and getting bored in a public place, go near someone who is talking loudly and remove your phone and respond to everything he says loudly and try to make it look like you are on the other end of that fellow’s phone, don’t worry about a fight cause he is now more scared you than you of him.

The life in Mumbai is amazing and exciting only if you try it to make it amazing or else you will keep working for years and years and have a handful of memories on your deathbed.

CHEEEEEEEERS!!!!! To making each day count and living every moment so that you have a great life!

In my next visit I will tell you some interesting facts about the social world that are unknown by most of us.

Till then, Stay Tuned we will be right back after a short break.